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I have been pondering...

Fri Jul 24, 2009, 9:42 PM
I'm quite a lazy bastard.

I have ideas for content to post but no motivation whatsoever to do them.

A few of you know I have a youtube account now set up with music I write at [link] .

That is really the extent of the creative work coming out of me... Photography was just a passing glance interest. Don't expect much more of that if any.

Writing is something I'm interested in getting back into.

I want to write satire and comedy, and fictional stories(mainly historical and sci-fi).

That sci-fi story I posted the intro of a few months ago never got done. It will be on the list of works to be finished.

A continuation of the Russian Winter stories may also be on my list(I was also thinking about doing something inspired by the Nazi Zombies part of World at War, the crappy game that it was).

I was also struck with the idea of writing stories of what would certain historical events have been like if all of the partaking members(countries, people) had been in modern times. The catalyst for this would be a story of the 4th Crusade. The premise is, essentially, that historically nothing has changed really. It's just the technology. So, for example, rather than Venice having galley's there would be tankers, aircraft, etc.

I'm also considering writing a series of histories of various classical cultures. Yes, i'm a history buff and a nerd.

Anyway, let me know what you think.

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: The rain
  • Reading: Eisenhorn
  • Watching: A computer screen
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Orange juice

GAZ IS MAKING ME POST THIS.

Mon Jul 6, 2009, 2:51 PM
FILL IN THE BLANKS BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.

Dear ciadude2/Steve/Stephen/WHATEVER

I _______ you.

You have a nice _______.

You make me _______.

You should _______.

Someday I will _______.

You + me = _______.

If I saw you now I'd ______.

I want to _______you.

I would build a _______ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be _______.

We could _______ under the stars.

From,

__________


(P.S. _______________.)


Oh and I am _____ (going/not going) to post this under my notes/journal and see what you write about me.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Bullet for my Valentine
  • Reading: Gibbon's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
  • Watching: Dragonball
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Pepsi

The meaning of life can be found online

Fri May 15, 2009, 10:54 AM
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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Thank god for internet chats

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Bullet for my Valentine
  • Reading: Gibbon's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
  • Watching: Dragonball
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Pepsi

Notepad vs. MS Word: Where men become boys again

Sat May 9, 2009, 4:42 PM
This is from about a year ago. Enjoy
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Here's the thing... the Word, it doesn't respect you like the Notepad does. Word is always watching, always criticizing, like an overbearing parent or controlling girl(boy?)friend Word will suffocate you until your self esteem, and perhaps even your will to live, have abandoned you. You'll know this has occurred when you're typing in Word and that pretentious little paper clip bastard jumps up and says "It looks like you're writing a suicide note", and then offers up several helpful templates, from the classic Kurt Cobain, to the contemporary (albeit less successful) Owen Wilson.

Look, I'm not saying that if you don't use Notepad that you're less of a man, or that people who don't use Notepad probably think Hitler was right.

On the other hand, I'm not NOT saying that either.

Right now you're probably saying something like "I wonder what's on TV."

Stop.

Collaborate.

Listen.

This is important. Notepad is important. Notepad saves LIVES. Well, maybe not lives of people, but certainly lives of trees, and despite the fact that global warming, like the cake, is a lie, I'm sure we can all agree that trees are totally rad. You can climb them. You can build a house in them, not like a real house, but you know, a tree house. You can carve your initials and the initials of that special someone into the side of one. You can cut them down and make paper out of them.

Trees are great.

They're GRRRRRrrreeaaattttt!

(That's a Frosted Flakes reference.)

I wonder if that tiger that ate those people at that Zoo the other week's name was Tony... Do you think they named him Tony just for the sake of alliteration, or does the name have some significance to the person who named the cartoon tiger? Was his Dad named Tony? Did he like the music of Tony! Toni! Tonè!?

We can probably rule out that last one.

Age of Conan was delayed today. Again. They probably wrote the press release in Word. Clippy probably suggested the delay. Notepad wouldn't have made a suggestion like that. Notepad wouldn't have made any suggestion whatsoever. Notepad likes when games are released on time. Notepad doesn't care about polish. Notepad is hardcore. Notepad would buy the game, bugs and all, and pay the subscription fee every month to support the developers while they fixed the aforementioned bugs. Notepad would buy pizza for the developers. With fish on it because that's what they like. Not developers in general, but Swedes. They love pickled herring on their pizza. Google it if you don't believe me.

If Guilianni doesn't get the Republican nomination I'll be voting for Notepad for president.

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Bullet for my Valentine
  • Reading: Gibbon's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
  • Watching: Dragonball
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Pepsi

READ THIS, IMPORTANT

Sat May 2, 2009, 4:09 AM
*kitsunexheart NEEDS TWO-THOUSAND BUCKS FOR HER RENT AND SHIZZLES FOR THE NEXT... Four or so months, I believe. Yeah, so, she needs the money. Commission her, buy stuff from her, or something. If you can't do that, can you guys at least do me a nice ol' favour and give her a hug, or something? Spread the word, too. Please? Come on, I'm begging you guys. ; ; Do whatever you can.

Journal entry copied from the lovely ~RinoaTalanheart993

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Bullet for my Valentine
  • Reading: Gibbon's The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
  • Watching: Dragonball
  • Playing: Guitar
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Pepsi

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